Stuart Bedasso Radio

We do what all the cool kids are doing these days...no, not THAT...unboxing!  We find out what Empire Labs sent us to raffle off at the Erotic Arts Festival in a couple of weeks.  We really are OG Podcasters.  How do peons such as us fix this mess of a country?  Two words.  General Strike.  Check out www.GeneralStrikeUS.com.  Then support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

A St. Patrick's Day Parade for the ages!  Dave gets flipped off by The Man.  Melyssa's Medicaid Matters!  We have the best friends; Empire Labs is hooking us up, again!  Nothing sexier than ducks in vans.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

To all you yard freaks out there - don't clean up yet!  There are still pollinators sleeping and we need them.  Wait another month.  Tonic Water is the devil's ass swill.  Bro, if you can't find the Clitoris, don't call yourself out.  Important social etiquette discussion - should you talk to someone while they're peeing?  Peace out, Jensen.  www.StuartBedasso.com.

Let's cut to the chase; there's not a lot of sexy or funny here.  But if you're worrying about the state of things, we're all up in that.  Dave's trying to change things at a local level and that includes parades!. March in a parade!  You can make the one-day boycott a full-time thing; just do it one thing at a time.  Make us focus on our Patreon account by subscribing at www.patreon.com/bedasso.

Carrie and Dave hold down the fort.  Carrie has a doppleganger out there somewhere.  Where are you Carrie II?  We traverse through the boycott jungle.  Be careful or you'll end up smelling like Dave.  We find out after the show that Carrie doesn't actually know what pegging is.  Here's a list of social media accounts you should follow:  https://www.coolcatsforchange.com/p/news-sources.html.  And as always, support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave gets sent to the showers.  It was probably for the best.  There's a lot of cool things about running for office, having to listen to politicians is not one of them.  Yuck.  Bad beer is in the mouth of the beholder.  We kick Target to the curb.  Hello Costco!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

When it comes to social etiquette we're all trained monkeys; but some of us are more trained than others.  Are you ready to start protesting yet?  An audio podcast talks about sign language.  This should go well.  Know Your Rights.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

All the bread, but without the carbs!  But don't get us started on apples.  We'll cut you.  So apparently having a place to live is Marxist.  Sure, why not!  Your boy, Bernie.  Yeah, he voted for Marco Rubio to be our Secretary of State.  Still feelin that Bern?  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

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Pick your nose, at your own risk!  We may have discovered the worst internship ever!  Melyssa's talking about Jen's Artisan Bread in Rochester.  Get your hands on some if you can.  Dave fights Zionism with recycling.  Listen to our 24/7 radio station and more at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Suckhole James Woods says we should burn all the Palestinians, then cries when his house catches fire.  Karma's a bitch DB.  Local electeds who hold "public" hearings during the workday, don't really want to hear from you.  You know who you are.  We're helping Carrie hook-up.  Get YOUR thrills at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Special K is back!  Finally!  And while Carrie isn't here, we still talk about what's inside her, if you catch my drift. Whatever you do, don't turn your back on Nanna; she'll cut your commie ass.  Where do you get your news?  We help out a little.  The ONE time Dave's mind should be in the gutter... there's more at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Can animals give consent?  Think before you dress them up.  Dudes are getting a bit uppity now that the Orange Shitgibbon is coming back.  Don't take their shit.  Dave's having some campaign anxiety.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Turns out the Christmas Tree Store went belly up last year.  Good riddance!  And eff Netflix, too.  We're watching Means.TV.  And no more OnlyFans.  Get your groove on somewhere else.  Melyssa zags when everyone thought she was going to zig.  Gift cards from the awesome folks on our website make awesome gifts.  Check 'em out at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave and Eve get a new dog...for a little while.  How does YOUR town handle stray animals?  Should we eat them?  How did you get your name?  Buy local and stick it to The Man.  You can do some ethical holiday shopping at www.StuartBedasso.com.

You don't have to start a group, there are countless communities fighting for change - join one!  Celebrities who threaten to or have already moved out of the country because of the election can eff all the way off.  We're not crying, you're crying.  Someone's had a minor surgical procedure.  Check out all the things at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Look, we were going to have to fight for our rights and against genocide no matter which corporate douchenozzle won.  So put on the panties of your choice and let's get going! The Trump cabinet is a reality show.  This podcast is going to live in your head.  Check out all the happenings at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Carrie, Melyssa, & Dave talk about...you know...that unfortunate election the other day.  We're going to keep up the good fight.  Are you?  How do you take in music these days?  Maybe the 8-track will make comeback. Bad booze from the ages.  The soundtrack to the Revolution is at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Did you vote yet?  Get out there and vote against genocide!  And feel free to NOT vote for Marcus C. Williams for anything.  Dave has a story about school where he doesn't get fired, but he almost got tased...bro.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave has good intentions, but wounds Melyssa & Carrie with some chiltepin peppers.  Ooooh, that stings.  Why are Simpson's story lines becoming true?  If you're in NYS vote YES for Proposition 1 and stick it to the transphobes.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

It's Melyssa's turn to go through active shooter training; no gun porn.  Find your local indie bookstore today!  Y'all need a little Kumbaya in your lives, you filthy animals.  Support us, as always, at www.StuartBedasso.com.

How did you get your first name?  People are starting to come around to Jill Stein for President.  We guess most just aren't down with genocide.  Everybody loves them some sportsball.  Go Team Go!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Melyssa goes hiking with art.  Covid is still a thing, y'all.  Be safe out there.  Dave gets two jabs. You need a band name?  We got a band name for you!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Yes, we talk about "the debate".  If that doesn't make you vote for Jill Stein, then you're just a fascist.  Dave has another hissyfit, then has to walk it back.  Learning a language can be hard, but it can also be boring.  Carrie is with us talking about the things.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Everyone loves a parade, especially when we're in it!  Happy Labor Day!  We're all dying, so hold Melyssa's headstick.  Congressman Nakedticklefight was Eric Massa.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Sideboob is good for you.  It's science.  And don't be hating on porn; you don't like it, don't watch it.  We talk about Jeezy Creezy and those who love him...or the idea of him.  You seriously should be voting for Jill Stein in November.  Straight up.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Vote / Write-in Jill Stein for President.  You'll be glad you did.  Then you can support Dave at www.DaveForChange.org.  Don't give up on the COVID.  Get your vaccine.  Can local sportsball teams be owned by the public?  We say yay!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Carrie is hanging out this week while Melssya deals with the 'rona.  Kickball is the measure of how we're living our lives.  You want books?  We got books.  Child care is seen as a blessing if your country isn't a cuck to capitalism.  Support us and get books at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Someone should have sent drag queens to the Olympics.  They've never been DQed because of their package.  Everyone has their own Patchouli Girl.  {sigh}  Melyssa goes to Baltimore and meets Noah Pierre.  And fuck Steven Segal.  Not literally.  Support Stuart at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Part 2 about the ADHD.  If you got it, you really should check out the book.  Dave goes to a baby shower.  We brainstorm campaign ideas for his City Council run.  Support us on the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bedasso.